Boy- xcuse me, kya apki dairy milk ka ek chhota sa bite mil sakta hai ?
Girl - Kya main apko janti hu ?
Boy - Nahi, par meri maa kahti hai ki har shubh kaam se pehle kuch mitha kha lena chahiye.
Girl gives a piece to him.
Girl- waise konsa shubh kaam karne ja rahe hai aap?
Boy- main soch raha tha apko ghar chhod du !!!
Girl smiles a little N says....: pehle to pakad 100/- or sale jakar apne baal katwa kar aa, bus stop par khada hai aur mujhe ghar chhodne ki baat kar raha hai...... muuchhe to sahi dhang se aayi nahi aur chala hai mujhe patane, ek piece kya de diya tu to sar hi chadh gaya...... aisa kar mujhe apne ghar le chal, teri maa ko batati hu kitne shubh kaam karta hai.... wo achchi tarah se mitha khilayegi tujhe....